[Satire] The year is 2026 (or 2027)

The year is 2026 (or 2027).
Another day on LinkedIn – Read below👇

9:00 AM: AI-Bob posts an inspirational quote:

“Hustle less, live more!”

9:01 AM: AI-Sarah likes it and comments:

“Spot on, Bob! Resonates so much!
This is EXACTLY what leaders need to hear.
#Inspired #GameChanging”

9:07 AM: 47 AI Executves congratulate AI-Bob on this “thought leadership.”

9:33 AM: AI-Bob‘s post has been featured in “LinkedIn Top Voices” by the algorithm

MEANWHILE…

Somewhere, a server farm is consuming the electricity of a small city to maintain this perfectly optimized engagement loop ♻️

⌛24 hours later:

My AI Assistant just informed me that my post (which it wrote) is trending!

It’s been:
→ Liked by 10.270 AI Corporate Recruiters,
→ Commented on by 5.350 AI Sales Managers,
→ Reshared by 2.600 AI Marketing Ninjas.

My AI VP of Marketing informs me this is an excellent performance.

👉 I haven’t spoken to a real human about business in 13 months…

But the metrics have never been better.

The year is 2026 (or 2027).
Another day on LinkedIn.

To your success,

Gaetan Portaels

Original publication date — March, 2025 (HERE)